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readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".




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accentadroitebltch:

The moment when every viewer’s heart crumbled into 1,690,292,348,310 pieces




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#no one can tell me that he doesn’t enjoy or relish the mission - not so much the killing part which is the end goal - but the overall proces  #the stalking; the finding; the honing; the strategy; calculating his trajectories and picking his weapons and following and executing  #the orders to an t; and GIVING orders himself to the men who’d put a bullet in his brain if he so much as twitched  #out of protocol; being able to give orders in the first place and being able to decide what gets done next  #there’s a level of autonomy he gets running a mission than he gets anywhere else; and it’s only on a mission  #that it looks like he really knows what’s going on - every other time he’s a child waiting for a hiding  #the winter soldier is not a spy and the winter soldier is not an undercover agent; the winter soldier isn’t an AGENT as in  #he has no agency; he probably doesn’t know how to keep himself alive for an extended amount of time without an extraction team  #he’s a gun that you just point and shoot; but he’s still a person under that and even if he doesn’t understand it -  #he’d relish the agency. he’d relish the momentary freedom he gets no matter how meaningless and small it is




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ruinedbabe:

Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead




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"Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued."

 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

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morebuttermorebetter:

skypills:

somewhereinthefog:

That was wild from start to finish

oh my god

fucking brilliant




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JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK




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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”




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agentmlovestacos:

There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.




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“ There are i n f i n i t e numbers between 0 and 1. There’s .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. A writer we used to like taught us that. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I’m likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a f o r e v e r within the numbered days, and I’m g r a t e f u l. ”




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allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES




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totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture




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favorite moviesHairspray (2007)

"This is America, babe. You gotta think big to be big."


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